In prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol! Carlin and his older brother, Pat, were primarily raised by their mother in Manhattan's Morningside Heights neighborhood. And the sad part is, is that most people seem to have been indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources: advertising, politics, salesmen not true. That's the only thing. BREAKING: 100 days . The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. I don't even bring them home anymore. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. A lot of these cultural crimes I've been complaining about can be blamed on the Baby Boomers, something else I'm getting tired of hearing aboutwhiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "GIMME IT, IT'S MINE!" That is a true oxymoron if Ive ever heard one: Civil War. Do you think anybody in this country could ever really have a civil war? Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible. "One thing leads to another"? We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. What George Carlin Believed About Religion Simple thing. You see all, sooner or later. And that's the problem. Keep your circle small. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Its the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin different. Tell the judge the truth. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. "Pre-existing", "pre-planning", "pre-screening" you know what I tell these people? Theyre all in favor of the unborn. I see a glass thats twice as big as it needs to be. George Carlin, 44. The planet doesn't need that. "Hey! ""Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia, I want you to type in ". And sometimes it rains. Fertilization. Nitwits, assholes, fuckups, scumbags, jerkoffs, and dipshits. He said "Hi folks, I'm completely full of shit and how do ya like that?" George Carlin was one of the most iconic comedians of all time and he had a lot to say about government. Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. Were goin away. Name six ways were better than chickens. People are wonderful one at a time. Remember that? The people are fucked! Well, they don't want you to get an infection! Political correctness is Americas newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. 26. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit. George Carlin, 21. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money. You kick him squarely in the nuts, and you get the fuck out of there as fast as you can, and you go tell somebody right away; you tell as many grown-up people as you canone of them is bound to believe you. Hootie and the Blowfish are breaking up? Same with religion. Guy with a fuckin' pipe! Think about this: think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.
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