Just ask a question: Why did?, What do you call? Waiter: "I don't always ask how you're doing but when I do, I make sure your mouth is full of food.". Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? What came after the dinosaur? We promise it wont rattle your cage when you hear your little ones repeating them to everyone they meet. Pray that it doesnt see you. it pours salt on your head and gets out a fork. Sorry Sir, I'll go and get you some that is. 3. Customer: I can't eat this food, it's terrible.Waiter: Well its no good complaining to me, I won't eat it either. 3. . Why cant dinosaurs play computer games? Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! I saw the zookeeper bothering a grizzly at our local zoo. Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh? 44. When she's not crafting articles, Melanie's eyes are still glued to a screen be it binge-watching her favorite TV shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with her trusty sidekick, Duolingo. 1. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? I am Marc, a teacher of General Studies and English who has been teaching my children and students in the most engaging way possible. 3. Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses? "I've hit guac bottom.". The letter S. 16. Q: Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath? Customer: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup! If you dont see it check your spam folder! "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?". Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? If they do, we've got more timeless jokes for you. 19. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ? Try Saras Tops! Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligentThey named it thesaurus! Dinosaur Jokes. Customer: Waiter, theres a frog in my soup!Waiter: Yes sir, the flys on holiday! Its tricera-bottom! Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, she scours Deezer to find just the right tunes to listen to while working on her creative projects. It will say, "Me Ow!". They are great for the classroom and can be printed out and sent with your kid's lunch. "Rock out with your guac out.". A: A sunburnt penguin.